The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
The less you need to control the more powerful you
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying