The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
My ego is too big