Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center