Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
