I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact