If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
It’s always darkest before the yawn
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”