My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in