Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines