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If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
I changed My mind By following My heart
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A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn