The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone