The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I