Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny