If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
There Is Always Room For