A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
Love may never win but love always ties
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you