There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway