I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails