Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way: