People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese