The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques