I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class