It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other