We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
When God closes one store He opens another
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it