100% of success is showing up on time
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
I want what you want so I want a cow
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode