When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…