The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome