Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
When God closes one store He opens another
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…