My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…