I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough