Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met