She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero