You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back