The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion