You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
There is no Status quo But there is Status
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants