Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief