The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
In Let there be plight the P is silent
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time