Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in