Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
100% of success is showing up on time
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality