It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken