Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
I changed My mind By following My heart