The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case