If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life