The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him