Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go