The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…