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I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them