Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
You keep the peace they get everything else
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…