It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…