My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell