After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan