If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe